fearless '11

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like sugar...
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
me: whoops

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A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: »

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I’m pretty sure my mom would have died from a heart attack or brain aneurism before she got to the P.S. part. Too bad this is hilarious…

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I guess this is growing up

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God, I wish this wasn’t true!!

When a guy walks by and they smell good. »

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Oh sweet Jesus, come back.

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truth: happens every time!

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My brother wrote this on his math test.

Mentoring: I’m doing it right.

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best answer that could have possibly been given!!

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OOOHHHHH!! So true, so true…

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Hermione controls Google now.

Hermione is Google.

HERMIONE IS GOOGLE.

Well done, Hermione. Congratulations.

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When you're in class and the teacher says "find a partner" »

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you look at your friend like

and your friend looks at you like

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